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my new career! thank you, guru!
Hey there. I ordered and received the tapes just hours ago and I had no idea how much of an impact it would have in my life. I often sleep with them under my pillow and my kids lovingly now call me Osmosis Jonas Brothers!! I can’t wait for the next installment, when will it becoming out on blur-ray?
What if I don’t know how to play a cassete tape? Is there a video tutorial showing how to do that?
What about a 30 day money back guarantee?
@Adriana: No money back, ever. Sorry.
@Fhasta Pazool: I will not be releasing anything on blur-ray. Cassette tapes have been continually pushing the boundaries of technology. I will stick with them for now.
Adriana, there isn’t any video tapes with this offer. That’s coming soon. There’s a diagram in the book that shows you what a Cassette player is, where you can buy one (ebay only), and how to use it.
JC – and to think I thought that mean Jesus Christ!!! Clear you have missed the boat on blur ray. They come in these amazing circular devices that easily fit in a cargo pant pocket unlike a cassette tape that could be mistaken for a wallet thereby inviting theft. I suggest sir you read the crime statistics and see that you are part of the problem. I have a direct line to Mr. Bloomberg and will surely expose you for the fraud that you are. p.s. when can I put my order for season 4!?!?!
What about 8-Track!? Oh man oh man! >_< I'm so freaking excited! I'm going to be a guru!!!!!
I am Mr. Mittens
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awesome, everbody should have that!
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What the hell? I thought I was ordering Viagra, and I got these tapes instead! Why does the internet keep doing this to me? Is it because I changed my desktop picture?
@Julie: Sorry about that. Which desktop image did you change to? If your desktop image contains any animals or fish you may run into problems.
Don’t even want to say what I was thinking. But this is funny
I ordered your tapes and got them this morning. I was so excited when between the second and third tape I found 4 pennies! They are already making me rich. A+++
Excellent seller!! Package arrived quickly and as advertised. Would buy from again!! A++++++++++++++
Now you leave positive feedback for me?
Cassette tapes FTW O_O
Thank You. Thank You. I was so lost in this world of social networking. I mean, I’m computer savvy but this SEO stuff is so complicated!!! Tweeting? Facebooking? MySpacing? Who Can Keep Up!? Your program worked miracles for me and now I Twitter like a Rockstar!
Omg I almost cried, I finally can blend in with society, I was so scared!!!!
THANK YOU MEDIA GURU !!! THANK YOU FOR MAKING MY LIFE SO IMPROVED!!!!
WooHoo!
LOL. This must be the most hilarious thing found on the Internets for.. days!
Those “gurus” had it coming!
After receiving the tapes in the mail, I listened to all 4 of them. I think I’m getting this…
but I have a quick question…
I went to Best Buy and looked in the internet sections but couldn’t find a “Twitter”. However, the Geek Squad told me that if I hooked up a “facebook” to my computer that I could download a “Twitter” to it.
Do you think this is the best way to go about it?
@Beaker Ben: Thank you for your order. Unfortunately, we require an additional $299.99 per question.
Does it come with SEO and viral widgets?
When I listened to your lessons in reverse I hear the “Leave It To Beaver” second seazon. What gives?
@Steve: Yes, SEO is in fact included on the cassette tapes. Widgets are also included. Please place the first cassette tape into your computers CD-ROM drive in order to view them.
@Nancy: I believe you are mistaken. It was the first season. Enjoy!
Could inspire me into a new career move, cool site
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2 Minutes?!?!?! Come and check out my 1 Minute Social Media Guru Video – who has time for a TWO minute tape these days?
Is this one of those computered things? My neighbor says that the Book of Faces and the Twitser are like that, but my mayor and boss say I’m not allowed to swing that way.
Maybe someone can print out the Book of Faces and I can read it over the weekend?
Times are hard… What if I want to break my payments down into something more manageable – like 43 payments?
Damn this is excatly what i needed, i upgraded my stereo so i can play those futuristic magentic tape boxes!
These are great offers! Wow!
I think I’ll get them all!
This is hilarious..
I just made $2,000 in my very first transaction.
Thanks, Guru!
can’t wait to get the tapes!!
this is awesome!
Within 20 minutes of ordering these tapes, I was a new born internet millionaire.
lol, this site is hilarious! “latest stuff”on cassette tapes?!?
A nice touch would have been the use of comic sans.
I could not use your tapes but thank you for your video tutorial on VHS… Brilliant
Any chance for a 5′inch floppy release for my brand new commodore 64
@Krille Andersen: Yes, we will have the 5.25 floppy disk conversion ready in about 4 months. Stay tuned!
What if I don’t know how to play a cassete tape? Is there a video tutorial showing how to do that?